And a real nasty one, too.

Those of you who don't recall the above lines have no appreciation for American pop culture. I'll give you another hint:
(Hallway 1)
Ray: (picks up his walkie-talkie) Venkman! I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!
(Hallway 2)
Peter: (into walkie-talkie) It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me.
Ray: (on walkie-talkie) He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?
Peter: (into walkie-talkie) I think he can hear you, Ray.
The phrase "slimed" takes on a whole new meaning when you have an infant around. In the last two months, I've been pissed on, puked on, and, yes, even pooped on.
Numerous times... projectile-style.
You get to the point where the sight of regurgitated breastmilk on your shoulder doesn't even faze you. Which is, I imagine, the feeling Dr. Venkman must have experienced while lying prostrate in that hotel hallway, covered in slime: "Man, I feel so funky," he said.
Funky indeed, Dr. Venkman.
(Side note: for those of you who did not know, my youngest brother - and Jack's youngest uncle, Chris - was a huge Ghostbuster's fan... like, I came home from school every day for a year to find him watching the movie, dressed in a miniature ghostbusting outfit complete with proton pack and styrofoam proton stream.)

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